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WHEN: 8 p.m. Friday, Sept. 23
8 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 24
WHERE: On the patio at Trinity Bicycles, 207 S. Main St.
TIX: $5 at the door

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Jamie (Madeleine Bourgeois), 17, a sophisticated New York City private school student, answers the door one day expecting her drug dealer — and instead finds her SAT tutor. Things degenerate from there. First Jamie tries to get out of being tutored and then she tries to cut a deal with the tutor, Clark (Michael Muller). He doesn't have much sympathy for her plight. They clash right away and seem to have very different values and priorities. But as the play progresses, Jamie and Clark negotiate an unusual pact. Soon enough, all the snap judgments these two have about each other will get thrown out the window, and they'll both be surprised by what they learn.

What The New Yorker says about None of the Above:
"A snappy new comedy by the playwright Jenny Lyn Bader about the risks people end up taking when they're trying to safeguard themselves … with wit and candor, the two characters deftly dissect entitlement, intelligence and isosceles triangles."

Madeleine Bourgeois

Michael
Muller